That Face

Music by Mel Brooks
Lyrics by Mel Brooks
Performed by Matthew Broderick and Uma Thurman

 
Leo
The urge to merge can rob us of our senses
The need to breed can make a man a drone
We must be on alert with our defenses
For every skirt will test testosterone

So knowing this I severed all connection
With any creature sporting silk or lace
I was firmly headed in the right direction
When suddenly I stumbled on
That face...

That face, that face, that dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise
That face, that face, that marvelous face
I never should begin
Those cheeks, that neck, that chin
Will surely do me in

I must be smart and hide my heart
If she's within a mile
If I don't duck, I'm out of luck
She'd kill me with her smile

That face, that face, that fabulous face
It's clear I must beware
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace
But it's worth it for that face

Ulla
That face, that face, that lovable face
It melts my Svedish heart

Leo
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace

Leo and Ulla
But it's worth it for that face