Springtime For Hitler / Heil Myself

Music by Mel Brooks
Lyrics by Mel Brooks
Performed by Gary Beach, John Barrowman, and Ensemble


Bavarian peasants
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader
To restore its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
 
Leading tenor
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutchland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
Watch out, Europe, we're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 
Chorus
Look, it's springtime!

Leading tenor
Winter for Poland and France

Leading tenor and Chorus
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

Chorus
Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime! Springtime!

Leading tenor
Come on, Germans, go into your dance!

I was born in Düsseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.

Ze führer is coming, ze führer is coming, ze führer is coming!
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

All
Heil Hitler!

Roger
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut who's out to change our history!
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

Chorus
Yes, you do!

Roger
If you're looking for a war
Here's World War II!
Heil myself
Raise your beer!

Chorus
Javohl!

Roger
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer!

Chorus
Hurray!

Roger
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was führer
Germany was blue
Oh, oh, what, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!

Oh, it ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz

Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the Geran Ethel Merman
Dontcha know!
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...