Gaston (Reprise)
Music by Alan Menken
Lyrics by Howard Ashman
Performed by Richard White, Jesse Corti, Rex Everhart and Chorus
Help, someone help me
Maurice?
Please, please, I need your help
He's got her, has got her locked in a dungeon
Who?
Belle, we must go, not a minute to lose
Whoa, slow down, Maurice
Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?
A Beast!
A horrible, monstrous beast
Is it a big beast too?
With a long, ugly snout
Hideosly ugly
And sharp, cruel fangs
Yes, yes, will you help me?
Alright, old man, we'll help you out
You will?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you
Crazy old Maurice
He's always good for laugh
Crazy old Maurice, crazy old Maurice
Gaston
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
Le Fou
A dangeroud pastime
Gaston
I know
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only 'so-so'
Now, the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan!
If I, yes? Then we... no! Would she... guess!
Now I get it, let's go!
Both
No one plots like Gaston
Gaston
Take cheap shots like Gaston
Le Fou
Plans to persecute hard crackpots like Gaston
All
So his marriage soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy
Gaston